About a year ago I asked u for some advice on how to get over my ex. The man was basically tupac reincarnate. We had the most beautiful sex. We had dirty nasty rough sex. It was perfect. I feared that I wdnt find anyone as good as him or w/ the chemistry we had & you suggested I find someone else to sleep with ASAP. Well... I still havn't found anything that compares & i feel like he turned me from a good girl to a bad girl & finding guys that give it to ya right are hard to come by. What to do?
Your thirst is too real which is why u can’t seem to get laid and ur thirst is too real because u still got feelings for this guy because sounds like his dick was long enough to turn u out. It’s all good. There is hope.
This has happend to me and many of my friends over the years and we have all recovered. Here’s how… Catfishing.
This will not necessarily get u the sex u are trying to obtain but it will help with the thirst levels u are accidentally sending out when u are around possible bomb peen.
Go on a site like POF or OKCupid. Make a fake account using pics that look like you but not really u, (I usually steal Lil’ B’s #GIRLTIME photos) and make an account basically saying everything any man would want to hear and just dick around with it. Get ur thirst vibes out on those fools and next time u meet a real nigga in real life u wont be radiating the, “I might get obsessed with u if u gimme a taste of that bomb d” vibes and I bet u’ll get the sex u’ve been needing since u and bae’s relationship dissolved.
Hey girl! I've been following you for about 5/6 years now and never had the guys or courage to ask any questions. But now, I say fuckket and ask. Anyways... My bf and I are seriously into me being a dirty slut and I have the "permission" to fuck multiple, who I want, when I want, so long as he gets pics/vids & he knows about it. It's pretty fuck awesome tbh. My question is, how the fuck do I do it?! Lol, like it's not easy finding 3/4/5 guys who are willing to gang bang. Where do I start?
Put up an ad on craigslist or just get a job at a shady strip club and let all the customers u give dances to know whats up and invite them to ur special party. You should make them bring you gifts too. Like a bottle of wine and some weed and some gift cards to like Wing Stop or Red Lobster and some flowers. Whatever.
I've been a fan of your work for a while, and just recently followed your twitter and tumblr. I like and respect the real attitude you have, as oppose to all the fake ass smiles and comments and shit so many others in your profession display. Do you ever club dance, or is skype / snap chat your main hustle (after porn, of course)?
I don’t think I’ll be doing anymore feature dancing gigs because I fired both my agents, and one of them got me banned from all Spearmint Rhino clubs & affiliated clubs. lol. I love going feature dancing. BUT I LOATHE the feature dancing agents. They make everything so difficult and they’re full of shit. Unless a club tries to book me directly or maybe through Spiegler, I doubt it.
ALSO, I’m no longer offering Skype. Just Snapchat. Snapchat is just a one time $10 donation. You can gain access via my site, thedirtygirl.com, in the store. :)
Do you have an Instagram for ur fans? If so, can a motha fucka fallow you?! :)
Nope. This girl I don’t even really know was mad beans of me for some reason so she would always flag my shit then try to say hi to me via the webz like I didn’t know her dusty old ass was flagging my shit on some bogus tip. And also this guy I never was interested in, in a romantic way got all butt hurt and started flagging all my shit too after he seen I was boning a badass. So I got deleted. lol
I have a new one but I only allow my real friends/fam to follow me.
That’s why I have Snapchat now. It’s available in the store on my site, thedirtygirl.com. It’s available for a one time donation of $10. I’m on there all day everyday, usually clocking in at almost 400sec/ stories everyday. Plus I send snaps to y’all and reply to your messages etc. :P
Hey Beautiful, totally considering gettin snapchat an payin that $10 but I'm nervous af idk what I'll send and or say. Does it necessarily have to be nudes(reason why most people get it) or can it be funny goofy shit too
The key to you having the most enjoyable experience possible on my snapchat is….
A.) DON’T SEND ME TOO MANY SNAPS OF U JERKING OFF. Odds are no matter how much money you’ve given me I don’t love u like that so I really will stop looking at the snaps u send me if it’s all dick shots and u sticking weird household items in ur butt ALL THE TIME. Chill, bro.
B.) SEND ME FUNNY SNAPS. The guys/girls I like looking at their snaps the most are the ones that are always having fun and pranking their friends etc. It’s not all dick and “please show me ur ass” all the time.
C.) SEND ME SNAPS OF YOUR PETS. I loooooooove animals. I love pets! That is an easy in to getting any girl to fux with u.
D.) SEND ME SNAPS OF YOUR WEED. I love weed as much as animals. And especially if you’re trying to hook me up with some when I’m in your city or in L.A. You’re way more likely to get some replies from me.
E.) SEND ME SNAPS WHEN YOU’RE AT CONCERTS/EVENTS. I love when guys/girls send me snaps from concerts or like Wrestle Mania or boxing events, etc!!
Krisitna! OMG I love your videos & of course I've pleasured myself to them before. lol But I have a question, well maybe some advice if you could help. I've had sex with guys, but I've never given head. I refuse to do it because I'm not very confident & I really don't want to look like a fool. You're a BJ queen, so I was hoping you could send my some tips like what to do with my hands & whether to look into his eyes the whole time. Could you tell me about your first time? Thanks! :) Love you!
No one is good at the blowjob when they first start. The trick is to make it fun for yourself and the more fun ure having the more they will enjoy it, USUALLY. There are some guys out there that can’t hang that may have certain “preferences”. Don’t take it personal. Just take the q’s. And usually, the wetter the better (+ it helps with the HJ part of game) & no hands all mouth/throat is usually a big pleaser ;)
Hey Kristina. Love you so much. I'm a big fan. In your own words, how would you describe your butt? I HELLA wanna buy your pocket ass. I could describe it in about a million and one ways, but I wanna hear how you describe it. I think you're so sexy.=)
Hey there, I was wondering if there was anyway that I could spark you up. I've always been a fan and smoking with you has been on my mind since I saw you in a video for the first time. I do not want to fuck you or anything sexual. Just smoke and hang out, talk shit and munch on some burgers or pizza or something. Ps. You have always been and always will be my favorite ARTIST
Yes, but my security will be there and u have to gimme an OZ of GSC or Headband. ( -_-)
Do you still offer sph Skype? Or only when in the mood..
I’m no longer offering Skype thanks to Gabriel Lucian who did a bunch of charge backs on me. I’m only considering it for double the prices I was charging before and u have to send the money Western Union or you have to send me a video clip of u holding ur id’s and verbally stating that u are paying for skype with me via PayPal.
No discount for SPH anymore.
ANY COMPLAINTS CAN BE FORWARDED DIRECT TO GABRIEL LUCIAN:
i really love having my bf write me things he wants to do to me if i were with him, but he says he feels uncomfortable cause he's always worried if ill like it. i want to hear what he wants not him just trying to think of what i'd like. do think there's anyway i can get him to get past this? i wanna hear what HE would like ya know? ty :) ps. your snapchat is amazing!
Dose him with some Molly and you’ll find out real quick.
How long does it usually take before you add a person to snapchat
24-48HRS. SOMETIMES SOONER JUST DEPENDS ON WHAT I’M DOING. I LOVE THE GUYS THAT BUY MY SNAPCHAT THO AND DON’T READ THAT IT TAKES THAT LONG THEN EMAIL ME LIKE 8OO TIMES 3MINS AFTER THEY BUY MY SNAP LIKE THEY PAID FOR SNAPCHAT THREE WEEKS AGO AND STILL HAVEN’T BEEN ADDED LIKE, NIGGA IS 3:47AM IN LOS ANGELES, I’M ASLEEP. OR MAYBE IM SUCKIN A DICK. EITHER WAY. READ ME BEFORE U CHARGEBACK ME. I AM ONE PERSON AND I SLEEP SOMETIMES AND SOMETIMES I SUCK DICK AN SNAP ADDS GOTTA WAIT. YA DIG?
WEBCAM MODELS & PORN GIRLS DO NOT SKYPE W/ GABRIEL LUJAN
I’ve been Skyping with Gabriel pretty much since I started doing Skype and he has recently decided to do chargebacks on my paypal because I will no longer Skype with him.
Gabriel was always my least favorite person to Skype with because he was weird and possessive. He is actually the reason I stopped doing Skype because his interactions with me got more possessive and he grosses me out.
After he sent me a picture of his “friends” penis whom he then told me was underage, i asked Gabriel to no longer contact me and to fuck off.
Now he’s doing chargebacks on me. Paypal in the meantime have had to decide in his favor but are disputing the chargebacks with his credit card company because of all the email proof I sent to them where Gabriel is begging me to Skype with him and offering me more money if I do Skype with him, etc.
Just a heads up, ladies. His Paypal account under this email has been banned from paypal: email@example.com
But he does use this other email, which I have also asked paypal to block: firstname.lastname@example.org
Or if u see a billing address of 1811 West Willis ST., Alvin, TX 77511
Sometimes he tries to use his mom’s info. Her name is Petra Lujan.